Gabrielle Union said on Conan O'Brien's late night talk show that her diet is based on what the porn stars who work out at her gym eat. Most of them do not eat meat, she said. But they do get a lot of protein and fish. And from there the jokes just keep, ahem, coming.
Dennis Rodman has entered an alcohol rehabilitation program after his return from a controversial trip to North Korea to see his buddy Kim Jong-Un. Little known fact: It's actually in the AA handbook that if the cruelest dictator in the modern world asks if you are OK, you are admitted to rehab immediately.
Also likely heading to rehab soon, not because he's crazy, but because everyone else in this crazy country is: Richard Sherman.
In an interview with GQ, Katy Perry announced that she used to pray for big breasts when she was a little girl and that she believes in aliens. Aliens responded with a statement reading, "We're actually more concave chest and large antennae men, ourselves."
Justin Bieber threw a bunch of eggs at his neighbor's house one night and police later found drug paraphernalia all over his mansion. Bieber later realized his grave mistake when he got the munchies for omelets.
Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn told Self Magazine that she was insecure attending the Met Gala last year with douche boyfriend Tiger Woods because the women there were so thin. Instead of just letting that insecurity sit, though, she then called the women "skinny-fat. They have more cellulite than most people. ... I feel like I need to give them a cheeseburger." Woods responded by saying, "Don't worry, baby! I took all of them out for individual steak dinners."