Which winter Olympic athlete are you?

By Columbus Alive
From the February 6, 2014 edition

The 2014 Winter Olympics kick off in Sochi this week, and to mark the occasion we put together a quick quiz to help determine which event you should be competing in. Answer these 10 questions as honestly as possible, and then use the key at the bottom to see where you land.

1. When cleaning your house/apartment, you prefer to…

A) …organize everything in the same rehearsed manner.

B) …fire up the Roomba and sit back on the couch.

C) …sweep.

D) Isn’t that mom’s job?

2. In the car you’re most likely to listen to…

A) …classical.

B) …whatever station is already tuned in when you start the engine.

C) …hard rock.

D) …your iPod.

3. Your favorite bar game is…

A) …anything you can play by your lonesome.

B) …drinking.

C) …shuffleboard.

D) …the newest gaming app on your smartphone.

4. At a restaurant you’re most likely to order…

A) …a salad, no dressing please.

B) …whatever the waiter recommends.

C) …anything fried ’cause why not?

D) …whatever foodstuff is trending.

5. The word that most accurately describes you is…

A) …graceful.

B) …Zen.

C) …human.

D) …modern.

6. Your go-to dance move is…

A) …the triple Lutz.

B) …being lifted above a partner’s head.

C) …the lawnmower.

D) …twerking.

7. Your favorite neighborhood in Columbus is…

A) …Bexley.

B) …Short North.

C) …Clintonville.

D) …Franklinton.

8. The movie most likely to be in your Netflix queue is…

A) …“Blades of Glory.”

B) …“Cool Runnings.”

C) …“Men with Brooms.”

D) …“Out Cold.”

9. Your favorite fashion accessory is…

A) …sequins.

B) …an aerodynamic winter biking helmet.

C) …pants.

D) …a tech parka.

10. Your ideal vacation destination is…

A) …Iceland.

B) …wherever your significant other decides to take you.

C) …Minnesota and its 10,000 currently frozen lakes.

D) …Whistler, British Columbia.

If you answered primarily A: you’re a figure skater

If you answered primarily B: you’re a bobsledder.

If you answered primarily C: you’re a curler.

If you answered primarily D: you’re a snowboarder.