Choose your drag queen name

From the May 1, 2014 edition

Sure, you could pair your childhood pet’s first name with the street you grew up on, but that’s not always a good option (mine would be Cobi Paul-Kern). And many drag queen names are meant as a pun, so splitting first and last names willy-nilly doesn’t always work. But we’d like to think our version will give you some great results. —Justin McIntosh

FIRST NAME:

A — Tulip

B — Barbara

C — Amanda

D — Dame

E — Ethyl

F — Georgia

G — Jasmine

H — Venus

I — Polly

J — Mimi

K — Ida

L — Dee

M — Mary

N — Misty

O — Kiki

P — Ruby

Q — Charity

R — Rags

S — Regina

T — Peaches

U — Lady

V — Bea

W — Envy

X — Pearl

Y — Sheila

Z — Charity

LAST NAME:

What month were you born in?

January — Alley

February — Sexhands

March — Montana

April — Goldbottom

May — Goodnight

June — Nightstand

July — Cox

August — Bang Bang

September — Flowers

October — Love

November — West

December — Divine

Alive staff names:

Justin

Mimi Bang Bang

Andy

Tulip Montana

Abbey

Tulip Goldbottom

Lauren

Dee Nightstand

Brad

Barbara Love

Meghan

Mary Sexhands

Jesse

Mimi Flowers

Alyse

Tulip Love