Comedian Tracy Morgan is in critical condition following a nasty car crash. A tractor trailer struck his limo van on the New Jersey turnpike last weekend. Morgan sustained several broken bones (including a femur) but is responsive. Unfortunately, the crash killed his friend and fellow comedian James McNair.
The ladies of TLC, T Boz and Chilli (is there an expiration date on stage names?), started a beef (beef chili?) with Rihanna after calling her out in some magazine for never wearing any clothes/posting so many naked photos of herself on social media. Rihanna responded by making her Twitter picture that of TLC from the ’90s, topless. Ha! Rihanna is officially the giver of the least craps.
Rihanna is also officially the “most desirable woman” according to the voters of Spike TV’s 2014 Guys Choice Awards. The dudes probably also voted on preferred tissue brand and best representation of a bro in a comedy or musical.
Longtime lovers and regular contenders for most beautiful couple in the world, Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas are getting a divorce after 18 years of marriage. The two have reportedly been drifting apart for years. I imagine Antonio’s impersonation of Puss and Boots from “Shrek” kept them together for at least the last two.
Kardashian mom Kris Jenner announced she is proud of her 18-year-old daughter Kendall’s body and Kendall’s topless photo shoot for Interview magazine, reported the International Business Times. In other international business news, unemployment and Kardashian coverage linked to depression.