John Anthony Brooks
My soon-to-be-born baby now has a name. Because, as the U.S. Soccer player’s wiki said, briefly, Monday, “He is the greatest American since Abraham Lincoln.”
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Stingray City, Grand Cayman
I kissed a stingray on vacation. Now I have seven years of good luck.
He always looks so sad. I just want to give him a hug.
“Suits” on USA
There’s nothing wrong with the mindless pleasures of summer TV.
Yup, it’s a real thing. Only in Upper Arlington would there be a park called Fancyburg.
The Isley Brothers
I wonder how many people were conceived because of “Between The Sheets”
They don't just fix my phone, they replace it.