Chris Brown got all wastey face at a BET Awards after-party, which he's not allowed to do because he's a jerk. As expected, he blamed everyone else for making him do it.
Kim Kardashian didn't wear a bra and is very happy we noticed.
Lovebirds Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner celebrated their anniversary at a non-famous restaurant in Michigan and they didn't die of dysentery.
The husband of model Katie Cleary, who models a suitcase on "Deal or No Deal," shot himself soon after photographs came out of Leonardo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier hitting on her at a party. Yikes all around.
In a classic case of first-world problem resolution, Miley Cyrus has selected a new puppy of her choosing after her mom bought her a replacement dog she didn't like. You don't know me, Mom!
Eminem's daughter graduated high school with honors. Feel old ... feel it!
Amy Adams gave up her first-class seat on an airplane to a U.S. soldier.
“The View” kicked out everyone from the talk-show hosting table except Whoopi Goldberg, which is exactly what I would do if “The View” table were mine. Although, I might also invite Amy Adams now.
Shia LaBeouf and his brown paper bag checked into rehab.
Everyone can relax. Harrison Ford is OK and is still filming “Star Wars Episode XXXIIVI.”