Madonna served jury duty, proving the Material Girl is both judge and jury. Reports that she humped the gavel have not been confirmed.
Supermodel Cara Delevingne reportedly hired a nanny for her new pet bunny rabbit. Hear that? Bunny Nanny is a real job, you office drones.
Comedian Tracy Morgan has been released from a rehab center for his injuries from a car crash earlier this year. The crash, which killed Morgan's friend and fellow comedian James McNair, involved Morgan's limousine and a Walmart truck. Morgan is suing Walmart for the accident. They can roll back their prices but not their trucks! Too soon.
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes possibly made a baby. "Hey girl, you look beautiful in that nursing bra."
"Orange is the New Black" actress Laverne Cox became the first transgender person to be nominated for an Emmy award. Awesome. But what will she wear?!
Christopher Walken will play Captain Hook in NBC's live performance of "Peter Pan." Fine. But who will be playing Rufio? Rufio! Rufio!
Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are getting a divorce for a second time. Anderson posted a really sad poem about the implied divorce, writing things like "No man knows what to do with me -- I blame myself."
In rare celebrity karma, Robin Thicke's new album sold less than 55 copies in Australia. Not even the Aussies want to hear his desperate croons to win back #Paula.
The last original Ramone, Tommy, died at age 62. Bird is forever the word.