Pop Culture: Gossip This!

From the July 31, 2014 edition

Bass Coast, an outdoor music festival located in British Columbia, banned all "feathered war bonnets" (read: Native American headdresses) from being worn at the August festival because the organizers find them offensive. All that *and* they didn't book R. Kelly.

These actors who play vampires are hooking up IRL: Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed. They were spotted making out at a Comic Con party, because if anything gets beautiful people's juices going for each other, it's Comic Con.

Zoe Saldana is having a baby (possibly twins) and is pissed that you, general public, know about it. 

Hot redhead/actress Susan Sarandon revealed that she and David Bowie had a sexy-time thing in the 1980s but they broke up because she didn't want to have kids. This story could only be better if Mick Jagger was involved in their love affair.

Ellen DeGeneres quit drinking to support wife Portia de Rossi after Portia's stint in rehab. Let's read between the lines here, shall we. Even if Bey and Jay break up, we can still believe in love, guys.

The "50 Shades of Grey" trailer came out. It appears they pulled a lot of inspiration from the movie's tagline, "Woman Demurs Often Whilst Wearing a Cardigan."

Here's the “Jersey Shore” cast update you didn't ask for: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino agreed to go to anger management classes to legally settle the brawl he got into with his brother, and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi threw herself a Great Gatsby-themed bridal shower.