Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Although nothing should seem bizarre anymore, it's still hard to believe that Wu-Tang Clan made one copy of an unreleased album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin, and that it was originally purchased for $2 million by disgraced, exceedingly punchable pharma bro Martin Shkreli, who was recently sentenced to seven years in federal prison, and that the record's fate now lies with the DOJ, which means Jeff Sessions is now in possession of a coveted Wu-Tang album, which (somehow) led to a backstage photo op on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” with former FBI director James Comey sandwiched between Wu-Tang's Ghostface Killah and Method Man.

Also Ghostface Killah recently launched his own cryptocurrency: Cream Capital. Happy 2018! (Safe bet)