8. Ben Folds, "Bitches Ain't S---"

This travesty posits Folds and his band of nerds as the absolute last people who should've found themselves at the corner of Florence and Normandie circa the recording of The Chronic, the Dr. Dre masterpiece from which this original comes. It also represents an entire batch of soft-rock and folk covers of classic rap - one of the most unfortunate music trends of the past 15 years.