It's time once again to play everyone's favorite new game, "Where in the World is Anthony Weiner's Penis?"

It's time once again to play everyone's favorite new game, "Where in the World is Anthony Weiner's Penis?"

Recently TMZ obtained photographs he shot of himself in the members-only House Gym. He shot them with his BlackBerry while he posed in front of a mirror and sent them to at least one of his lady friends over the internet.

His penis went to the gym - how exciting! Although, I think we can all agree that his penis didn't really need the workout.

So, the latest work in Weiner's self-portrait Louvre is BlackBerry snapshots highlighting the smoothness of his odd, hairless form in the Congressional gymnasium.

At least in the midst of all this he didn't have to go to work because the House of Representatives were in recess. Unfortunately they're back in session as of Monday.

"Weiner says he will receive professional treatment during his time away, but he was not very clear about what he needs help for," reported the "Today" show.

Just by looking at the picture, I'm going to go with alopecia. The dude has got no hair anywhere. He's like a Jewish Barbie doll.

Seriously man, we're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there. That's right; I'm saying the foliage of my pubic hair is like the planet Endor.

Obviously Republicans are bulging over Weiner's troubles, but what about the fellow Democrats?

Nancy Pelosi issued a statement calling on Weiner to seek treatment and resign: "I urge Congressman Weiner to seek that help without the pressures of being a member of Congress."

"I don't see how he can proceed and effectively represent his constituency," said Rep. Steny Hoyer, D-Maryland, on "Face the Nation."

Have you been to Brooklyn and Queens? Guys taking pictures of themselves at the gym is their main export.

Will no one in Washington, D.C., step in to defend this embattled elected official? Of course Charlie Rangel, D-New York - the same congressmen who had been convicted of 11 ethics charges in 2010 and still got re-elected to his 21st term - would take up the mantle.

"He wasn't going with prostitutes. He wasn't going out with little boys. He wasn't going into men's rooms with broad stances," Rangel said.

You should see some of the crap I've done . Forget about the tax problems. I once screwed a penguin on Tip O'Nei l l's desk. True story, and I'm still here. Like gum on the bottom of you r shoe, you 'll never get rid of me. A shoe, by the way, I've had sex with.

Meanwhile, outside Congressman Weiner's office, his constituents heatedly debated the merits of their congressman continuing to stay in office.

One man wanting Weiner to resign was recorded asking a Weiner supporter, "How do I know what other things he's lied about?" The supporter responded with, "Everybody has lied at some point."

This is the kind of ethical level we now demand from our officials. They're all scumbags, and we just accept it.