Short links day today. But but but!

My mom will be happy that Doug MacLean has been ousted from the BlueJackets.

Also sportsy: The Cavs clinched the two seed with a little help, and I'm psyched for the playoffs; also, scoring threat Ricardo Virtuoso (awesome name) returns to the Crew's lineup tonight. (7 p.m. kickoff at the stadium! What a great day for soccer it is, folks! Also being broadcast on ESPN2 for lazy bums.)

And on a final sports note, Mel Kiper's big board: Knocked over!

Idolator posted a new D'Angelo track.

BET unveiled a huge lineup of original programming.

Laurence Fishburne will voice Silver Surfer in the next Fantastic Four movie.

In other movie news, Matthew Fox will play Racer X in the live-action Speed Racer movie.

Beirut's Zach Condon spilled the beans about his next album. So did Okkervil River's Will Sheff.

Henry Rollins answered reader questions for A.V. Club.

The Rolling Stones raised the ire of equine enthusiasts.

This is the only time I will report on this: Sanjaya is gone.

And Lost continued to be on a roll. Recap!