Alright, I have very little time this morning and a lot of amazing shows to preview, so let's be quick with the three best:
•Those looking for bizarre spectacle should head to Circus, 1227 N. High St., where weirdo comedian Neil Hamburger ("America's Funnyman," embedded above) will perform and the as-yet-unnamed post-Hugs & Kisses project will make its debut. Daiquiri is also on the bill.
•If it's heavy stuff you're looking for, you couldn't do much better than Valient Thorr and Goes Cube at Ravari Room, 2657 N. High St.
•If you want to see the band I gushed about on Monday, Athens indie rockers Russenorsk, they're having their Columbus CD release show tonight at Oldfield's on High, 2590 N. High St. Joining them will be Blastronauts, Darynyck and Monolithic Cloud Parade.