"Piranha 3-D" opened over the weekend and if saw it and felt disappointed, Adam Scott will come to your house and read his lines to change your mind. The "Piranha 3-D" star has not backed off his Tweet that if you feel ripped off, he will act out his scenes for you in person. He only added some additional requests to the original requirements (shotgun and fish).

According to an awesome Vanity Fair article, Scott will also need: "a local Elisabeth Shue look-alike to run dialogue with, a plaid shirt, two high-fives (one before we run the scenes, one after), peanut M&Mís, a map with the closest Red Roof Inn circled on it (I won't be staying there, I just like knowing where it is. I'll be staying with you), a 700-word essay on why you neglected to recognize that Piranha 3-D totally f---ing shreds, Perrier, a quick guitar lesson, one grenade, dinner with your family, and directions to the airport."

I think we can make this happen. Alive is now auditioning for Elisabeth Shue look-alikes.