It's Discovery Channel's Shark Week! Aware its patrons enjoy the potential witness of a blood bath, the Jury Room will be airing the new episode, "Rouge Sharks," (gah!) tonight at 9 p.m. The bar has concocted a drink to get you in the mood for Shark Week; Amity Island Punch is blueberry vodka, blue curacao, lemonade and 7Up. We can only hope everyone gets buzzed and talks like pirates.

This event is only, of course, for those of you not already living every week like it's Shark Week: