There are few words for the collaboration between Jack White, Insane Clown Posse and, uh, Mozart. The comments we came up with after listening to "Leck Mich Im Arsch" (take a stab at the translation yourself) were mostly gutteral: "Huh?" "Um." "What?" "Oh."

We also looked at the preview video, which raises our hopes that this is Mr. White at his ironic finest. Whatever the intent, the song is the audio equivalent of a train wreck: It's awful, painful, twisted, but you'll keep listening for that next precious turn of phrase.