On Sept. 14. Tickets are for sale now.

Comedian Doug Stanhope is smart. Crazy smart. Crazy and drunk and smart. His social criticism -- spit out of his potty mouth alongside trails of cigarette smoke -- is some of the best in the biz. And, you lucky louses, he's coming to Columbus. Get your tickets to see him now at Woodlands Tavern on Sept. 14. They're $20. Go. Now. This video is NSFW. Stanhope don't care.