Feeling dirty but not patriotic? You're on the wrong website.

My pick for a must-have product that espouses the feeling of American pride that always swells on Sept. 11: Stinkybomb's new United States-shaped soap. The $10 novelties come in red (black cherry scented), white (sandalwood) and blue (honey almond). Shop them at Wholly Craft! in Clintonville or online. Who said you couldn't buy America?