You know you need ideas.
If you own: Disdain for the presidential election
Dress up as: This crybaby. (Bronco Bama would be a good costume, too.)If you own: A binder AND disdain for the presidential election Dress up as: A binder full of a woman. You can affix that thing to yourself somehow, right? Say really binder-full-of-women-y things all night. Example: "He's the cute one, right?" If you own: A sporty raincoat, a microphone and a penchant for physical comedy Dress up as: A Post-Tropical Storm Sandy weather reporter. If you own: Mickey Mouse ears and enough hair for two side buns Dress up as: The latest Disney princess