This Asbestos Crew exposé will leave you doing three things: laughing, wishing there was a Mikey's pizza truck closer to your work, and wondering if Mikey ever took acting classes.

After watching this Behind the Pizza-style video profile of Mikey's Late Night Slice, which aired at last night's monthly sketch comedy show Monday Night Live at Wild Goose, we here at Alive would like to rescind our nomination of Mike "Mikey" Sorboro as a 2012 Columbus Alive Person To Watch. Our apologies to any pizza delivery guys injured in the making of his brand. Thank you to the Asbestos Crew for revealing this criminal's true nature.