Because if Valentine's Day doesn't enrage you, you're the problem

Let's face it...Valentine's Day is a blood bath. If you're a girl, you have to hope you're not the only office pariah without any gifts or flowers on the only day that PDA matters. If you're a guy, you have to shell out your hard earned cash just to ensure you're not the biggest A-hole in the universe. It's all very stressful and upsetting, really. Whether you have a significant other, or are swimming in the sea of singles, check out these unapologetically gory movies to get your mind off love and on to more pleasant things... like violent deaths and Satanic possession.

5. "Hostel"

After watching this, you'll consider striking out with that European babe at the bar a blessing in disguise.

4. "The Evil Dead" (the original)

Consider this a case study in what happens when you forget to send flowers.

3. "I Spit On Your Grave"

Revenge is a dish best served angry.

2. "The Silence Of The Lambs"
"Would you f--- me? I'd f--- me." Try getting in the mood after the "Goodbye Horses" scene.

1. "The Human Centipede"
Yeah, this one makes every list... But it speaks for itself.