Inspired by Stephen Colbert, who himself deserves many year-end props, I've added many things encountered in my daily routine to three lists: "Dead to Me," "Love It" and "Limbo."
Here are a few from each:
Inspired by Stephen Colbert, who himself deserves many year-end props, I've added many things encountered in my daily routine to three lists: "Dead to Me," "Love It" and "Limbo."
Here are a few from each:
DEAD TO ME!
- For her work on Grey's Anatomy, formerly good actress and hottie Ellen Pompeo
- For being basically an uninformed and less intelligent version of Woody Paige, Cold Pizza host Skip Bayless
- For endless traffic problems and mediocre shows, soon-to-be-defunct local concert venue Germain Amphitheater
- For wasting valuable airtime to get guarded and soulless answers from very busy people, sideline reporters on every network
- For constantly thwarting my many Google searches for Evangeline Lilly, our company-wide Surf Control
- For continued Buckeye-hatin', ESPN GameDay host Lee Corso
- For legitimizing smugness and a lifestyle defined by electronic consumer goods, the Mac kid
- For jeopardizing public health and instilling in owners an overwhelming sense of self-importance, any dog carried in a purse
LOVE IT!
- For continued niceness and good looks, pop-music and movie star Mandy Moore
- For his enthusiastic hosting of SportsCenter and America's Funniest Home Videos, TV personality Stuart Scott
- For being the hottest celebrity to avoid public scandals, X-Men actress Famke Janssen
- For its undeniable power to start parties and lighten inter-office moods, roof-raisin'
- For continued success and consistency only enjoyed by members of the McDonald's family, the Chipotle on South High Street
For combining classic detective slang to the setting of Dazed & Confused, underappreciated indie film Brick
- For giving me many free concerts and even more cheap beers, Olde Towne East hotspot Carabar
LIMBO!
- For nearly two years of sucking and some hints of future promise, NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live
- For the same sweet taste but a year-long drought of interesting dispensers, noted candy brand Pez
- For solid one-handed play but the viasge of Bill Russell (now), Ohio State basketball star Greg Oden