10. Graduated at the top of their class in culinary school, with a concentration in pastries and bar snacks

9. Has lots of attractive, single friends

8. Car is full of free samples, thanks to day job as:

a. liquor rep

b. pharmaceutical rep

c. Omaha Steaks rep

7. Spends most nights at their significant other's house

6. In high school, voted Most Likely to Practice Good Hygiene

5. Avid collector of high-end furniture

4. Has subscriptions to two dozen magazines

3. Thanks to smart investing, their sizeable trust fund was not affected by recent stock-market turmoil

2. Has great taste in clothes and shoes - and wears your size

1. Cleaning the house isn't just a hobby, it's a passion