What fun is a season preview without some goofball prognosticating?

What fun is a season preview without some goofball prognosticating?


Eddie Gaven, Chad Marshall, Andy Gruenebaum, Matias Sanchez, Glauber, Robert Warzycha


Michael Parkhurst, Giancarlo Gonzalez, Steve Clark, Hector Jimenez, Daniel Paladini, Waylon Francis, Gregg Berhalter


Justin Meram, midfield/foward

The obvious choice is Wil Trapp, but Meram has shown enough flashes of brilliance in previous campaigns to convince me that with some confidence (and perhaps more forward play) J9 will produce consistently enough to warrant this selection.


Steve Clark, goalkeeper

You could make the case for defenders Giancarlo Gonzalez and Michael Parkhurst, but I think goalkeeper Steve Clarkís calm, accurate distribution will have a bigger impact on dictating how the Crew play (build from the back and strike quickly if possible).


Tony Tchani, central midfielder

Some fans might vehemently disagree, but simply put, when Tchaniís engaged physically and mentally, heís one of the most dominating central midfielders in MLS. The problem, once again, is consistency. A more clearly defined role should make a huge difference.


Dominic Oduro, forward

The Ghanaian forward with a Papa Johnís crush is a freaky fast, electrifying and streaky goal-scorer. If the Crew have playoff hopes, Oduro must come correct with boatloads of dynamic goals (and celebrations).


Federico Higuain, forward

Because Pipa.


MLS Cup finalists

Iím drinking the Crew kool-aid following Saturdayís 4-1 dismantling of MLS champs Sporting KC. Even if it was just a preseason tournament, I saw more sexy soccer than all of last year combined. With an anticipated summer (large) signing, Iím calling it now, homerism be damned. To MLS Cup we go!