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Golak: Reports are that Cleveland Brown Josh Gordon will be selling cars while serving his season-long suspension. Who is respected less by society; car salesmen or Browns’ draft picks?

Sumukh: Car salesmen get less respect, though Browns’ draft picks clearly translate well to the job as they are good at fooling people into believing their legitimacy.

NEW GUYS

Sumukh: The U.S. Open Men's Final had Kei Nishikori facing off against Marin Cilic. It was the first Grand Slam final since 2005 that didn't have Federer, Nadal or Djokovic involved. Is this a sign times are changing in men's tennis?Golak: It seems to be. Time for the new guys to start taking the titles and the old guys to start cashing in on razors and high-end watch commercials.

NO LINE

Golak: The Buckeyes lost to Virginia Tech over the weekend — their first regular season loss under Urban Meyer. It's early in the year and during the first season where you only need to end up in the top four to have a chance at the National Title, can Ohio State rebound?

Sumukh: I'm not sure we can even think about being in the top four with an offensive line that didn't even look top 400.

LADIES NIGHT

Sumukh: The WNBA Finals are this week. Did you know that?

Golak: Of course! As a new Chicago resident, I'm pulling for my Sky to take the title. It feels good to fill that hole the Rockers left so many years ago.