Comedian and bad bitch Joan Rivers died after an outpatient procedure on her throat. This was also shortly after she did the ice bucket challenge. Can we make that stop now? Do we need to make another sacrifice?!

Comedian and bad bitch Joan Rivers died after an outpatient procedure on her throat. This was also shortly after she did the ice bucket challenge. Can we make that stop now? Do we need to make another sacrifice?!

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their baby North West because Pharrell and Vogue editor Anna Wintour both said it was a good idea, Kim told British GQ. Guys, I think they just revealed Kimye’s kryptonite. Let us plan accordingly.

Angelina Jolie wed Brad Pitt in a Versace gown covered in illustrations drawn by her children. A magazine paid the couple $5 million for their wedding photos, which they donated to charity. How do people stay mad at them? Jennifer Aniston is now engaged to the second hottest dude in Hollywood and has really soft Aveeno skin! She’s OK!

KISS frontman and legendary douchebag Gene Simmons said rock ‘n’ roll is dead and record companies murdered it. He then did that ridiculous tongue thing, because Gene Simmons.

Jill Dillard, one of the Duggar children from that reality show about the huge religious family, said she and her husband finally decided to reveal to the media she was pregnant after they prayed about it. God, His publicist confirmed, smiled from the heavens and decreed that this blessed young couple must take the money generated by their precious gift. And it was so.