If you haven't planned (or saved) like you wanted for the holiday season, fear not: Your local gas station is a treasure trove of holiday cheer. For less than $20, you can save Christmas!

If you haven’t planned (or saved) like you wanted for the holiday season, fear not: Your local gas station is a treasure trove of holiday cheer. For less than $20, you can save Christmas!

Scratch-off Lotto tickets

They have the potential to be the most generous gift you’ve ever given. Even if none of the ones you gifted are winners, that isn’t your fault… It’s the system.

A six-pack

Being the person with beer is always the best person to be at any holiday party.

Fuel gift card

For all your degenerate friends who run on fumes because they spent their last $10 on that six- pack.

Phone charger

This one might seem a little dry, but they will be singing your praises when their iPhone is on 10-percent battery and they still have three more hours of Christmas movies with their cousins.

Zippo lighter

Get a really classy one with a Skynyrd logo on it or something.

Assorted candy

Though your run-of-the-mill candy bar doesn’t stand a chance against delectable holiday treats, your gifted will appreciate these treats about mid-January, right after his or her “cleanse.”

Aspirin/Ibuprofen

You’re not a last minute shopper; you’re looking to the future because you just helped save New Year’s Day.

Car air freshener

Make your gifted’s car smell like cheap men’s body spray.

Cell phone case

Offset the practicality of this gift by opting for the most hilariously bedazzled one you can find.

Slim Jims

Snacks for hard-asses.