"I've had this vest since the late '70s. It's been through hell. Ryan added the spikes, and my best friend Jeff sewed on the fur. We got the wolf patch at a place in the West Broad Flea Market called Hugs and Kisses Leather. Sandy, the woman who runs it, is great at sewing custom pieces on leather."

On Bryan:

Septum ring: In September of 2014 my mother had a heart attack, which shook up our entire world. After taking care of that, we decided to get our noses pierced together.

Necklace: Gifted from Diana Lessner. I was working at Surly Girl Saloon, and Liz Lessner's mom, Diana, worked next door at Mary Catherine's Antiques. This necklace originally came on a bottle of Avon men's cologne.

Vest: Levi's. I've had this vest since the late '70s. It's been through hell. Ryan added the spikes, and my best friend Jeff sewed on the fur. We got the wolf patch at a place in the West Broad Flea Market called Hugs and Kisses Leather. Sandy, the woman who runs it, is great at sewing custom pieces on leather.

Sweatshirt: Bought at Riot Fest. This is becoming my favorite new sweatshirt.

Leather lanyard: Jon Varvatos. Jon Varvatos is all about rock 'n' roll.

Chords: Levis. I discovered after working at Gap Corporate that size 8 bootcut women's pants fit my butt and bulge perfectly.

Leather cuff: Forever 21. I call it "Forever 49". Cuffs are very Motorhead.

On Ryan:

Necklace: Gifted. I took this chain off of a vintage leather motorcycle jacket that was gifted to Bryan.

Sweater: Thrifted. This is a vintage Navy sweater. I love military clothing because they are made so well and they have intricate details.

Kilt/sporran: Imported. This is a black watch tartan kilt. Kilts are part of my heritage … and f--- pants.

Jacket: Flower Child Vintage. This was an original Harley Davidson jacket I bought at Flower Child. I added the spikes and labels to make it unique. It has Bryan and I's birthdays and astrological signs on the sleeve.

Rings: Thrifted. I used to wear rings on every finger because more is more.

Socks: Torso. You're supposed to wear tall socks with kilts - plus it's cold since I'm not wearing pants.

Boots: Dr. Martens. I bought these in Chicago because it rained at Riot Fest last year and with my old shoes I was basically just standing in water.

Tail: My friend Kelli Slezak always wore one - so when I saw this I had to have it. Outside of being awesome, it makes it hard to lose my keys.