We were pretty stoked with this week's announcement from the Greater Columbus Film Commission that an upcoming John Travolta action-thriller called "I Am Wrath" will begin filming in Columbus next month. Here's what we're looking forward to.

We were pretty stoked with this week’s announcement from the Greater Columbus Film Commission that an upcoming John Travolta action-thriller called “I Am Wrath” will begin filming in Columbus next month. Here’s what we’re looking forward to.

White Castle’s new Royale with Cheese Slider

Do you know what they call copyright infringement in France? Also comes with mayo for the fries.

Columbus babies will probably start speaking thoughts

A bunch of Bruce Willis- and Roseanne-voiced infants would be a lot of fun, but you know you’ve jumped the shark when animals start speaking.

Chance to see Adele Dazeem in concert

Her voice is amazing!

“Battlefield Columbus”

Reimagine our great city as an L. Ron Hubbard dystopia! Just tilt your head a bit to recreate all the Dutch angles!

Possibility of “Wild Hogs 3”

We have more than enough middle-aged Midwestern people looking to recapture their youth.

Travolta’s Danny to Nina West’s Sandy?

Sorry, but Columbus’ resident drag royalty would mop the floor with Olivia Newton-John. (Plus she could give Travolta some post-“Hairspray” drag tips.)

Ladies ’70s night at Skully’s

If we could get Tony Manero of “Saturday Night Fever” to make an appearance, it would be worth the format switch.

Discovery that he’s actually been Nicolas Cage since 1997

We’ll just have to find out a way to take his face … off.