A sneak peek at the dishes that will be offered with FOX News in the house on Wednesday

Donald Trump’s eyes will be squarely fixed on the Morse Road location of Tee Jaye’s Country Place on Wednesday morning, Oct. 16. Following tonight’s Democratic Presidential debate at Otterbein University, “Fox and Friends,” easily Trump’s favorite program, judging by his Twitter feed, will be on hand at the greasy spoon from 4-9 a.m. to “hear what you thought about the debate,” according to a post on Tee Jaye’s Facebook page.

In advance of the visit, Alive managed to score a copy of the special menu the eatery will offer guests. Here’s a 100 percent accurate, not-at-all-satirical, entirely sincere and honest first look at what diners can expect:

Lox and Friends

A heaping pile of smoked salmon served with the expected “friends,” including bagels, dill cream cheese, tomato slices and capers

Tucker Carlson’s Utopia Omelet

An egg white omelet with mozzarella cheese and crème fraiche (served with a glass of whole white milk)

The Laura Egg-ra-ham

A ham-and-egg sandwich (also served with a glass of whole white milk)

Chew Dobs

Plain oatmeal and dry toast

Sean Hammity

Bacon and sausage links served between two pressed sausage patties

The Gutfeld-buster

Four eggs cooked your way, three strips of bacon, two sausage links and toast

Greta Van Sustenance

Two eggs cooked your way, plus your choice of either two strips of bacon or two sausage links, and fruit

A Classic Brit(Hume)ish Breakfast

Bacon, sausage, eggs, black pudding, baked beans, tomatoes and mushrooms (served with a choice of coffee or tea)

The Steve Stack

This five-pancake Freedom Tower is quite a Doocy


You’ll “Neil” before this heaping plate of homemade pasta in our house tomato sauce

The Grill O’Reilly

A “falafel thing” sandwich on pita

Also, if you’re still hungry, be sure to try a slice of Jeanine Pie-rro for dessert