What an increasingly odd timeline we inhabit
Since returning to the White House following a three-day stint at Walter Reed, President Donald Trump, who announced last week that he tested positive for COVID-19, has resumed his usual rhythm of posting near-constantly on Twitter, occasionally absent any accuracy.
Most recently, social media platforms censored a message posted by Trump in which the president wrote that the coronavirus was less deadly than the flu, which is demonstrably untrue and continues a pattern of downplaying the threat of the virus as we approach the November election. (Trump also received blowback for an earlier Twitter post in which he urged people not to be afraid of COVID, which seems like odd messaging from a man who just days earlier took a helicopter eight miles to the hospital where he received various experimental drugs while being attended to by a team of doctors, but I digress.)
Regardless, rather than the man himself we’re going to focus this list on a handful of the more bizarre Twitter posts made by Trump devotees, some of whom have approached the president's illness and recovery with about as much subtlety as this guy, who against all odds isn’t actually this guy.
Now on to the rankings.
TRUMP HAS BEATEN:
- Every pollster in America
- The Corporate media
- Communist China
- North Korea
- Deep State traitors
- Drug cartels
- Elite Pedo rings
- China Virus
The plagiarist and conservative hack took a temporary breather from retweeting every photo of Trump alongside the phrase “DRAGON POWER” to type out this QAnon-embracing nonsense.
President@realDonaldTrump is the hardest-working man I've ever met, he is one of the strongest, and I wish him all the best.pic.twitter.com/Fbzcso1YMO— Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz)October 3, 2020
I have a feeling this won’t be the last we see of Mr. Gaetz.
President Trump won't have to recover from COVID.
COVID will have to recover from President Trump.#MAGA
COVID stood NO chance against@realDonaldTrump!pic.twitter.com/GtNPOHkDqF— Kelly Loeffler (@KLoeffler)October 5, 2020
The Georgia senator has refused to condemn QAnon and recently ran a campaign ad in which she labeled herself further right than Atilla the Hun, whatever that means. (Was the warlord super into the idea of slashing the capital gains tax?) So it shouldn’t surprise that Loeffler made her way to this list by embracing a particular strain of the Trump COVID response that has circulated with jarring regularity in far-right circles this last week: namely posts centered on the idea that the president is somehow too much of an alpha to succumb to the virus. (See also: Gaetz at No. 3.)
As much fun as some conservatives might be having transforming Trump into a cheeseburger-infused incarnation of the Chuck Norris meme, there’s an ugliness to conflating masculinity with surviving a virus that has killed more than 200,000 Americans and climbing, none of whom lacked any requisite “toughness,” despite what some in the MAGA crowd might have you believe.
I will never love another President again!https://t.co/KntLywoHcf— Matt Gaetz (@mattgaetz)October 6, 2020
Very normal tweet, Matt.