Staff Pick: Jarrod Harris at Woodlands Tavern

Jesse Tigges, Columbus Alive

Jarrod Harris - no, not the British guy from "Mad Men" - marks another excellent chance to see some great comedy at an even better price with the latest Low Dough Comedy Show ($2 online, $5 at the door) at Woodlands Tavern. Harris is probably best known for his contributions to the "Action Figure Therapy" webisodes - his expounding on the exquisiteness of Recondo's mustache as "a beautiful, majestic waterfall made out of sunsets and unicorn vaginas" may be the best description of anything ever.

Harris doesn't just have fun playing with toys, though. His stand-up is smart - so smart that Harris has suggested to us the best defense if your house is being robbed while you're on the toilet: poo. It's so obvious, but you probably never thought of it. Check out Harris on Monday night and see if he can help you with any of your irrational fears.

Woodlands Tavern

8 p.m. Monday, June 18

1200 W. Third Ave., Grandview